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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-08-29

Aug 29

I need to take the rubbish out. But that would involve putting trousers on. #dilemma #
@RobynVolker I'm loving it. There may even be a photo… *shock* in reply to RobynVolker #
@wilsondan I wasn't wearing pants either. There are some things you can't do even in Kilburn. in reply to wilsondan #
Just realised, I got a Tory hairdo – 40% cut. http://bit.ly/apdzmC #
Just checked something in Internet Explorer. Their text rendering is hideous. Was it always that bad?! #
Please stop raining before I have to leave the house – my sexy hair will go frizzy #
Woo, just checked my Amazon affiliate account. Earned 75p this month. What shall I spend it on? #
I love 'Snog Marry Avoid'. #guiltypleasures #
RT @WHOFAX: Mr Smith of Sarah Jane Adventures won a 2008 BAFTA for Best Performance by an Evil Screensaver, narrowly beating Jeremy Clarkson #
Bugger this, I need a drink! #
RT @tamebay FAQs: I’ve had enough of eBay. Where else can I sell? http://bit.ly/aP6yGb #
@eBayAnorak I can get cake. Meet you halfway? in reply to eBayAnorak #
@eBayAnorak Oh. I LOVE that – The Dangerous Sisters in reply to eBayAnorak #
Watching *Northern accent* Simon Armitage */Northern accent* talking about King Arthur http://bbc.in/dr69y2 Really rather excellent. #
Oh jeez. Hadn't realised @xanneroo is on #WDYTYA Be still, my beating … heart. #
I think there's every chance that my family were some of @xanneroo's family's serfs… #wdytya #
Oh sleep, I've missed you. #
@cidawson wtf are you doing awake? in reply to cidawson #
@cidawson write shit on Twitter innit. in reply to cidawson #
Anyone want to explain why I have Kiss Me Goodnight Sergeant Major stuck in my head? http://youtu.be/8BxsJKDWEwE #
Help me, Obi Wan. #
Can I get a bit of a woo, yay for work being #58 http://bit.ly/aE25Iv #
Is it ever going to stop raining, or should I just accept that I'm going to get soaked on the way home? #
@theknickermafia Fwoar. in reply to theknickermafia #
Nice ad for @wilsondan's book in The Sun today (page 67 – not page 3!!). #
Typo of the day: "peach of mind". Hmmm. #
RT @RoryL: I like @campbellclaret's new website. < Me too. #
My new boots with 6" heels from #eBay = new favourite thing ever. #
Absolutely bloody ridiculous. http://tcrn.ch/dirsGB #
RT @ianvisits: "It has come to our attention that the domain name "FerrethAndJobs.com" may be misread by some" http://ferrethandjobs.com/ #
Never do this, but @Discographies #ff Bloody brilliant! #
Dictionary corner: "shit smorgasbord": like a shit sandwich, but with only one bit of good news. #
RT @tamebay eBay.com announces automatic 5* DSR for free shipping http://bit.ly/cImfsn #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-08-22

Aug 22

@wilsondan Ahhh, you know it's no good in your notebook in reply to wilsondan #
Anyone know a trademark lawyer (in UK/England)? DM me please! #
@No_Win_No_Fee_ Thank you! in reply to No_Win_No_Fee_ #
@mikeashfield Not dispute, just trying to register something… Thanks though. in reply to mikeashfield #
@BethanyBlack Mine went to a country I don't even live in any more, so I feel your pain! in reply to BethanyBlack #
READ THIS http://bit.ly/cZojdZ #
Regretfully, uninstalling Twitter Tools from all my blogs. New reg. process is FAR too much hassle. #
@CosmicWorkshop I think we've found some people to talk to – but thanks so much. in reply to CosmicWorkshop #
Top office tip: blutak makes a great eraser when you have bitten off the one on the end of your pencil. #
Wow. The last of my eBay stock just got sold… should feel sad, actually feel elated. #
I bloody love Futurama http://youtu.be/ZgrbnkYTlNc #
How To Rescue Poorly Converting Web Sites http://t.co/wYA8wFT via @sengineland #
Watched Funland – Disc 2: http://LOVEFiLM.com/r/QQyEkUg #
has been sent Twelve Angry Men: http://LOVEFiLM.com/r/QQieYw #
Ooooooooooooh I crack me up sometimes. And I'm still at work… #
"Bumlicking is not in the dictionary"???? Outlook is clearly insane. #
RT @tamebay Fair Weather Fans http://bit.ly/b4ow5I #
You should follow @HillaryDePiano so I can win a T-shirt http://is.gd/emIpy #
oops. just fell asleep on my desk That's the way today's gonna be, ehhh… #
@hunkydoryhome Yes! It's BEAUTIFUL. in reply to hunkydoryhome #
RT @LDN: Heston Blumenthal is to open his first London restaurant http://bit.ly/aPRfDJ < YAY! Who's coming with me? #
@PeteBlanchard Heheh. £25 lunch seems pretty reasonable, but no doubt the rest of London will think the same. in reply to PeteBlanchard #
A'level day… still remember sitting outside chain-smoking, terrified to go in and look… Good luck, people – & ignore the nasty press. #
@cianw Hah, I had one of those too in reply to cianw #
Gotta say, prouder of my A in General Studies than anything else I've ever done. #alevels #
OH *in my office*: "He can't have a cup of tea, we've got no milk." Tesco is across the road, FFS. GRRR! #
You're crap, and you know you are, Nick Clegg. http://bit.ly/9pilff #
Dear @therealgokwan, please come round and sort my wardrobe out. And my eyebrows. #
There are more books than people in my bed. #
@phaude Your a'level results just arrived? in reply to phaude #
@phaude You just got your A'level results? in reply to phaude #
@phaude Hardly "owe" or requiring apology. But mutual pint buying might be fun. in reply to phaude #
RT @tamebay Open Thread : Your craziest question from an eBay buyer http://bit.ly/csE7Yi #
I have sexy hair. #
@richikin @7db Soz, I don't do pictures. #
@RobynVolker Currently dying it… in reply to RobynVolker #
@RobynVolker The packet says "rich auburn". I'm hoping for dark reddish-brown. in reply to RobynVolker #
RT @Wired 1848 Daguerreotypes Bring Middle America's Past to Life http://bit.ly/aHavtt #
Nice one, Shazada Hayat http://bit.ly/cEo0F2 #
10 Tips For Aspiring Community Managers http://t.co/B3lmNdK via @mashable #
Sometimes I really wish that some people would take their superior/snotty/spammy attitude to someone else's blog. #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-08-15

Aug 15

@spattzzz OMG. That sounds flipping delicious. in reply to spattzzz #
@RobynVolker Ahem. Not just the kids in reply to RobynVolker #
@spattzzz Oh god. I'm going to die… in reply to spattzzz #
Taking my new phone for a walk. #
@josordoni OMG. *died and gone to heaven* (Don't tell me coz I haven't watched #Sherlock yet.) in reply to josordoni #
Ohhhh my. So there's going to be more #Sherlock right? #
@phaude Half a day a week seems reasonable-ish. in reply to phaude #
FFS. Why doesn't Twitter instinctively understand which account I'm talking on. #
SEOmoz | A Powerful Analytics Tip Every Website Should Employ: http://bit.ly/aIxnfH via @addthis #
@josordoni I've watched it now. OMG OMG OMG so brilliant (and Benedict is so fucking hot). in reply to josordoni #
Bad interviews are so effing depressing. Does anyone want a marketing job in north London? DM me if so. Srsly. #
@eBayAnorak Can't you move? You'd be perfect… in reply to eBayAnorak #
@eBayAnorak Go on. You know you want to. We have beer on Fridays. in reply to eBayAnorak #
There's a mouse in my living room. It looks a bit hungry. Should I give it cheese or blueberries or what? #
@cianw Aww. Rollo's lovely. But… no. in reply to cianw #
There is no problem that cannot be cured by two bottles of wine. I am half-way to achieving world peace, etc. #
RT @victoriastrauss: Indiana Attorney General investigates deadbeat vanity publisher: #WriterBeware http://tinyurl.com/2eqcbz7 #
http://youtu.be/KIfOZloQsTY cuteness #
@goodshoeday Hope it bought a ticket in reply to goodshoeday #
Steven Slater, I think we've all been there. Good for you, mate. http://nyti.ms/b8D47V #
@hunkydoryhome Congratulations Mr & Mrs Hunkydory! in reply to hunkydoryhome #
@goodshoeday Well, I think this cat needs an umbrella. And some ickle wellies. in reply to goodshoeday #
RT @MervynDinnen: Good News!! RT @eBayAnorak: RT @LDN: Sherlock is to return for a second series http://bit.ly/auT9lt @blogmum @7db WOO HOO! #
RT @AvoidTheVoids: New blog post: How to photograph your property http://bit.ly/9ppEfd < my colleague's excellent blog post #
RT @ThirdSectorLab: Girl quits her job on dry erase board… wait, it gets better http://j.mp/9mbyHm / via @askedgirl {AWESOMENESS!} #
RT @msgracefh RT @CitizensAdvice benefit fraud & error always rolled together. Out of £5.2bn quoted, 1.5bn is fraud but 3.7bn is error! #
is wearing her best fighting head. Bring. It. Onnn. #
RT @wpmuorg: WPMU News: bbPress Forums Will Be Removed From BuddyPress Download Packgage http://bit.ly/cUol0X < should make life simpler #
Is there anyone in London my landlady hasn't bitched about me to? #
Not often an advice column makes me cry… http://bit.ly/d3LXya #
@TAGreenwood "fat loud-mouthed slut" just about sums me up too though… in reply to TAGreenwood #
@phaude I'm SO with you, comrade! in reply to phaude #
RT @sengineland 4 Principles Of Conversion Content Marketing http://selnd.com/9aDJ8a #
RT @andybeal Official Tweet Button Set for ‘Release’ http://gri.ms/KSwq #
@inkypedro It's very true in reply to inkypedro #
RT @lorelleonwp: 10 secret code phrases to get what you want from your graphic designer http://is.gd/e7Vg7 #
I've changed… #
Why on earth doesn't #eBay have a "tweet this" button?! #
@ebayinkblog It's just US. Can you poke the UK folks for me? I need to share pix of the shoes I'm about to win! in reply to ebayinkblog #
@sevitz poor reason to buy an iPhone tho in reply to sevitz #
Why does the weather thing on my phone say "sunny"? Doesn't it know the time?!! #
Any recs for a good basic HTML WYSIWYG editor (will consider paid-for)? Not for self, I hasten to add… #
Reading: How to lie with statistics http://bit.ly/cR2VSy #
Never understand what SEO companies hope to achieve by spamming blog comments. Don't they realise it makes them look incompetent?! #
7 Reasons Not To Use The New Tweet Buttons http://bit.ly/cZWadw #
If you missed it, Madness in the Fast Lane is incroyable http://bbc.in/bhc96J #
RT @tamebay PayPal Virtual Terminal applications put 50% reserve on whole account http://bit.ly/cMhERw #
RT @tamebay La Redoute UK, your website sucks! http://bit.ly/96ysAM #
RT @tweetmeme Twitter Tweet Button http://bit.ly/9woI8D < interesting. Happy it's not the end of Tweetmeme. #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-08-08

Aug 08

Recommend me some marketing books, chums? #
@eBayAnorak You want to stay here? in reply to eBayAnorak #
@eBayAnorak When is it? in reply to eBayAnorak #
@bellysbride K, well if you want to stop here, you're welcome. in reply to bellysbride #
@eBayAnorak Doubt it. in reply to eBayAnorak #
@eBayAnorak Seems a bit strict! in reply to eBayAnorak #
Good for Brazil – and Europe should feel ashamed of itself for not offering sooner. http://bit.ly/dzoL3f #
@eBayAnorak Yup. I am surgically connected to my laptop and mostly superglued to my desk. in reply to eBayAnorak #
@eBayAnorak Deal in reply to eBayAnorak #
@eBayAnorak I will get a fridge full of wine to go with it then *slurp* in reply to eBayAnorak #
Does anyone sell a poster of the NATO "alpha bravo charlie…" alphabet? Send me a link to buy it please! #
This is flipping genius (apologies to all the TV owners who've already seen it) http://bit.ly/bwGCzH #
Hmm. Is it worth buying a TV licence just so I can watch #Sherlock live on iplayer? #
@idea15webdesign @7db Well yes. I'm waiting til it's on "watch again", but I'm not sure I can do that every week…! #
What was the name of that show set in Blackpool where the man lost his wife in a poker game and there was a really dodgy club? #
@PeteBlanchard http://bit.ly/c4OFsm I don't think that's the one I'm thinking of. in reply to PeteBlanchard #
.@PeteBlanchard Funland! http://imdb.to/8XceZC (is the one I was thinking about anyway) #
RT @tamebay Only 149 shopping days left until Christmas! http://bit.ly/cQBL8e #
@msgracefh This one? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKFTtYx2OHc in reply to msgracefh #
Hmm. #Sherlock or bed? Is that really a question? #
This episode of #Sherlock seems to be turning into a Clouseau film… #
Foxes are loud tonight. #
@josordoni @wilsondan Make a huge pile of it, nom it. What more could you need to know?! #
@wilsondan @josordoni Ahh. Yes. And make sure you get rid of ALL the basil stems coz they are bitter. #
RT @ToddMuffley: What I am reading: http://econsultancy.com/blog/6340-is-google-planning-to-kill-seo (probably not, but it's a good read) #
If you need a new printer, I recommend @cidawson's eBay shop http://bit.ly/bxARn1 Full of printerly goodness. #
RT @MsGoodhew: Why you shouldn't read the Daily Mail, or if you must, why you shouldn't believe much http://bit.ly/9ttmu7 via @DrPetra #
You're seriously asking me to chair a meeting that starts at 8.30?! #bossgonemad #
RT @givemestrength: RT @tamebay eBay are bidding on my User Id on Adwords http://bit.ly/ayy0A6 #
RT @MrsStephenFry: @Stephenfry & I are starting our holiday diet- we're switching to I Can't Believe It's Not Twitter (only 120 chars/tweet) #
RT @tamebay eBay UK launch shopping basket beta test http://bit.ly/bFjSce #
Ask Upad: How friendly should I be with my tenants? http://bit.ly/cTCM7S #
@wilsondan What are you up to, your Grace? in reply to wilsondan #
RT @CllrTim: Twitter suggests I shd follow Andrew Rawnsley. I'm holding a picture of a whale and some birds Twitter. I'm showing it to you. #
RT @LabourList: In less than 100 days Gove has gone from being one of the govt’s best assets to its biggest liability http://bit.ly/bzOdSq #
Excel is flipping clever. (More cleverer than me.) #
@PeteBlanchard My Funland DVD is on its way from @lovefilm! in reply to PeteBlanchard #
Quite literally too tired to leave the office. Wonder if anyone would notice if I slept on the sofa and wore today's clothes again. #
Organising my feed reader is strangely satisfying. #
@givemestrength It is. I love it. in reply to givemestrength #
@eBayAnorak Fanks in reply to eBayAnorak #
Reading: "Job creation slows to nine-month low | Reuters" ( http://bit.ly/cSdrdY ) #
Nice comment on banning pole dancing job ads http://bit.ly/cme119 #
Outlook, if you don't stop crashing, me and you are going to fall out. #
Bought these on eBay http://bit.ly/9OcniU Going home in a minute to wear them and pretend I look hot #
RT @tim_nicholls: To be honest, Simon Hughes, I think failure to mention social housing in the coalition doc was a big indicator of plans. #
Facebook Scrabble should send me a message when a game is over. If you're going to have your arse kicked, it's only fair to be warned. #
RT @godlessgirl: New blog! California's Proposition 8 Ruled Unconstitutional! http://is.gd/e2V8O < YAY!!!!! #
@wilsondan You may well be sorry, Mr "oh gosh another 7 letter word". in reply to wilsondan #
@CHazelgrove @UKLabour Shame that when you do join, you get no response, no letter, no little card, nothing #join2010 in reply to CHazelgrove #
@RJanssens Nope, it's been four months so far. Tempted to volunteer to sort it out… in reply to RJanssens #
Reading: The Rat and Mouse interview – Ben Harris, "property geek" http://bit.ly/96MVtq #
@wilsondan IIRC it's an offence (Post Office Act? summat like that) in reply to wilsondan #
@techfun Dropbox is my life-saver in reply to techfun #
@7db @wilsondan Current issues only, again iirc. Remind me one day to tell the stamps millionaire story… in reply to 7db #
@techfun We're using it between office in London and dev teams in Russia and India – works like a dream. in reply to techfun #
RT @mashable A Brief History of 9 Popular Blogging Platforms http://bit.ly/9PL4vQ #blog #blogger #blogs #
RT @TelegraphNews: Bosses suffering from 'David Brent syndrome' http://tgr.ph/a3Yl1s < so many mgrs get there by accident, not surprised #
@PeteBlanchard In fairness, dancing better than Brent doesn't actually say very much in reply to PeteBlanchard #
My new mobile number as of now 07792 302 830 #
@PeteBlanchard Nope. Everyone who might phone me knows I don't actually answer voice calls, so… in reply to PeteBlanchard #
@eBayAnorak Gotcha in reply to eBayAnorak #
I think I may need to hire a child to help me set this phone up… #
Posting from my phone #
@eBayAnorak How much would he charge for two half hours of phone support? (seriously) in reply to eBayAnorak #
RT @tamebay Open Thread: Your single top tip for new ecommerce merchants http://bit.ly/beDvzU #
@eBayAnorak I'd say so, if it's one tweet per product. in reply to eBayAnorak #
@eBayAnorak THINK I've sorted just about everything. Amazing what happens if you read the manual in reply to eBayAnorak #
@eBayAnorak Twitter needs a spellchkr in reply to eBayAnorak #
@eBayAnorak My fat sausage fingers have the same problem with my netbook. #
@RobynVolker I had blueberries for breakfast. How can something so delicious actually be good for you?! in reply to RobynVolker #
@spattzzz I didn't. I'm not allowed Haribo any more; they make me too hyper in reply to spattzzz #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-08-01

Aug 01

Absolutely flipping loving Sherlock Holmes. #
@girlonetrack Oh thank goodness that wasn't just me…! in reply to girlonetrack #
RT @SallyBercow: Bet 'Sherlock' is on post-watershed just so they didn't have to cut the "no shit" catchphrase at end of each episode #
RT @caitlinmoran So how much do we all want to do Benedict Cumberbatch? I've kind of got a sex car-alarm going off in my head #
@eBayAnorak What do you need fixing?! DM me. in reply to eBayAnorak #
I should do work. There are 6 million emails that need dealing with. But what I really want to do is watch Sherlock Holmes again. DELISH. #
@josordoni Got my grandola – thank you!!! It's delicious #
RT @cooltheme: WordPress.com: from dream to nightmare http://bit.ly/bDHMNE < GET YOUR OWN HOSTING, it's a no brainer. #
RT @DailyQuail: Southampton to sack librarians and replace them with unpaid volunteers. http://bit.ly/aV8ZOG < heart-breaking #
Applauding Emily Hill http://bit.ly/aVbSyq #
@bellysbride It's not back!! The links don't work yet. in reply to bellysbride #
@bellysbride I think we might have to move it to a fresh install… I dunno WHAT you did! in reply to bellysbride #
@bellysbride Ooh. Looks like it might have sorted itself out then… but I think if you try and change the permalinks again, it will break.. in reply to bellysbride #
RT @awollenberg: Government attack on disabled people thought to be a factor in writer's suicide: http://bit.ly/aaft9K. Please RT. #
@GeoffDicks Yes, LOVELY. Get one! (my boss has one; I, sadly, don't) in reply to GeoffDicks #
@GeoffDicks Consensus in our office (even amongst iphone fan boys) is that the Desire is better… but we don't like the brown colour. in reply to GeoffDicks #
@GeoffDicks Yup. All the images you see are of the graphite one, but apparently only the brown one can now be bought. in reply to GeoffDicks #
Ooh. I LOVE getting email from @lovefilm ! The American President is on its way… YAY. #
Astonishingly productive evening but maybe I should leave the office now. #
YES!! http://bit.ly/bfP7gx #Twitter #
@GeoffDicks My boss bought me a Desire from Orange today (lovely, lovely man!). Black in stock next wk apparently Thanks for the #ff in reply to GeoffDicks #
GRRR. @asos shopping basket forgot all my shopping from last night. Infuriating! #
The American President is very confusing when you're already obsessed with The West Wing. I keep forgetting who the President is. #
Reasons I want to live in New York #3975 http://bit.ly/dwSWEa So I can vote for this guy. #
Maurice Moss, I think I love you. http://bit.ly/a5PANj #
I feel thinner today. I wish I knew if it was just wishful thinking. #
Loving "Jane Austen's Fight Club" http://bit.ly/bRSZdV #
RT @labourmatters: Liberal Democrat support slashed in Summer poll http://bit.ly/b9a1Dt < is there any LibDem party left TO support? #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-07-25

Jul 25

It's like 10,000 weird cooking implements when all I need is a fork. #
Wifi, my wifi, I love you, my new BT wifi, you're only three days away… #littleorphanbiddy #
7 Dwarves of PMT: Stressy, Angry, Hungry, Weepy, Hurty, Mental and Drunk. #
Relic of Harpocrates, the god of secrecy and silence, found at Silchester http://bit.ly/daNPWZ #
Waking up at 4 having a panic attack isn't maybe the best start to the week. #
@josordoni Thanks. Can I have gin in it? in reply to josordoni #
@josordoni That sounds like a plan. Thanks! in reply to josordoni #
@josordoni Can I have some of that granola on your blog? in reply to josordoni #
@malcolmcoles Strange article when he disses 2 of the 5 sites he "recommends". in reply to malcolmcoles #
Sometimes, Seth is like a punch to the stomach. http://bit.ly/c33NrU #
Mmmm. Great new blog discovery http://bit.ly/aa2W7p #atheism #
RT @PayPalx: Don't miss out! Deadline for Dev Challenge quickly approaching (8/4), enter to win 1 of 10 #iPads http://bit.ly/Xcontest ^MR #
Should I move out because I loathe my landlord, or stay put because I love my flat? #
@josordoni Lettings agent has another one he wants me to look at… in reply to josordoni #
So grateful for work today. The one thing that causes me no stress. So lucky to work with such amazing people. #
So stressed my head is going buzzy. Need distraction. #
Matt Smith leaving #doctorwho already? http://bit.ly/bduWej That sucks so badly. #
Pop culture references always go wrong; didn't anyone tell Posh Boy that? http://bit.ly/bCvYP9 #
@malcolmcoles I think I have the perfect place to test that actually…. in reply to malcolmcoles #
In happier news, I swear my jeans have got bigger. #
@malcolmcoles I've always been told the same, but should defo be an enhancement to text, not take over. Will let you know when have stats. in reply to malcolmcoles #
Ohhhhh I get my wifi tomorrow. AT LAST! #
Poor bloke http://bit.ly/d2Lp5V #drwho #whenWhoviansattack #
@goodshoeday Keep thinking it another couple of days and you'll be right!! in reply to goodshoeday #
RT @vivekmadan: Meet Playboy's 'safe-for-work' website: http://bit.ly/d05vBY < isn't that rather missing the point? #
@RobynVolker In five minutes you can in reply to RobynVolker #
@RobynVolker YGM in reply to RobynVolker #
Ladies and gentlemen…. WE HAZ WIFI!!! #
@BTCare Really impressed with your engineer who fitted my broadband today. Lovely man and v efficient. Thanks! #
Maths A'level. That's what I want to do (wanted to do it 20 years ago but the timetable wouldn't let me…) #
RT @jonwillchambers: Are the Liberals really saying Tories want an affordable alternative to tuition fees? Affordable to whom? #gradtax #
Top tip for jobseekers: Comic Sans is NOT an appropriate font for your CV. FFS what is wrong with people. #
@7db Really want to do stats, mechanics not my thing but think calculus might be quite fun too. in reply to 7db #
Okay, have now mailed college to ask if 20 year old maths GCSE is still adequate qualification to do A'level… #
@7db I'll defo let you know – I'm still stuck on "am I qualified" and "what are the fees" right now! in reply to 7db #
RT @cianw: @blogmum my favourite educational emails http://is.gd/dBW4W + http://is.gd/dBW5I < classic #
BT's marketing director is leaving. Thank dog for that, hope it's the end of their terminally annoying adverts. #
***sweary deleted*** Don't people even proof-read their CVs before they send them out? #givemestrength #
Nothing But Flowers (Talking Heads) – that is my song. #
Also, right, I expect a covering email, not just your CV as an attachment. #recruitment #woe #
Moved to tears by this obit of Edna Healey http://bit.ly/cZrCZM #
Job seeking tip #3 make sure your covering email isn't about why you want a place on this COURSE when you're applying for a JOB. #
When I get to work stupidly early, I like to pretend I'm Ginger in The West Wing: "it's 6.30 and I'm opening the communications office". #
Reading instead of prison – and it works. http://bit.ly/bQhvnk #
Just typed !important. I'm going to hell… #lazywebdesign #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-07-18

Jul 18

OMG THE WORLD NEARLY ENDED http://is.gd/doChT /sarcasm #
Ah, silly season. I've missed you. http://is.gd/doCj0 #
@AboutLondon "Does your bag have a ticket, madam?" Outrageous behaviour. in reply to AboutLondon #
@emmaljones Post a piccie! in reply to emmaljones #
Does anyone else keep getting security alerts for Tweetdeck? It's driving me crazy. #
Love this http://xkcd.com/756/ #
RT @andysmailes: Why Turner auction made me queasy http://bit.ly/bHTpV4 < totally agree #
@AssassinGrl A wise man once told me, "you'll never go wrong appealing to the lowest common denominator" in reply to AssassinGrl #
I can't figure out why I care about women bishops, but I do http://bit.ly/9a2JUm #
Feel rather that – as I don't have children – my voice doesn't really matter in the education debate. Meh. This. THIS http://bit.ly/d5RBFS #
Slept from 9 to 11. Am now totally awake. What is there to do in north London at midnight on Mondays? #
RT @LabourStudents: "It would be tragic to hv made such drastic improvements at school level then pull up the drawbridge & deny uni places" #
@cazmanian Do you want the waxed cord I bought three years ago and still haven't listed… ?! in reply to cazmanian #
I really, really want this http://www.gapingvoidgallery.com/product_info.php?products_id=48 #
Timely http://bit.ly/95uF6N #
I want to work for this man http://bit.ly/dzuPsn #
@qwghlm One word: WordPress. in reply to qwghlm #
@ken4london You big tease, tell us now! in reply to ken4london #
RT @andrewellson: Any murders on your road? RT @LDN London murders mapped http://bit.ly/bbj5X6 via @laurenhm < damn, no. #
@wilsondan I'd keep that quiet if I were you… in reply to wilsondan #
@wilsondan @josordoni I did another one and now I'm William Gibson. Much, MUCH happier in reply to wilsondan #
Deliriously happy about Take That being back together http://bit.ly/bdug5V #
"Pay more if you have a degree and get a better job." Isn't that just how income tax works? #
@wilsondan Smart Messages http://smartmessages.net/ in reply to wilsondan #
@josordoni http://bit.ly/TUODt Never read any of his, but might now – sounds interesting. in reply to josordoni #
IFS says wealthy lost £25k in recession but poor lost "just" £2k . http://is.gd/dtdhI We all remember the widow's mite? http://bit.ly/czVhK7 #
@josepicardo I think you can learn it but you might have to unlearn life habits first. This book would help: http://is.gd/dtjYw in reply to josepicardo #
@7db Is that some kind of confession? :O in reply to 7db #
I'm aware this question makes me sound like a privileged idiot: can anyone talk me through what happens at a job centre? #
@goodshoeday Unemployed person going for ?fortnightly interview (for story, not for real). in reply to goodshoeday #
@TheKlutzyCook Oh, that sounds delicious! in reply to TheKlutzyCook #
RT @cooltheme: 73000 WordPress blogs shut down by US Government http://bit.ly/bATj2v < OUCH! #
RT @briansolis In Blogger and Media Relations, You Earn the Relationships You Deserve | Brian Soli.. http://bit.ly/9YHwPg #
My scribble came back today. I thought I was doomed to write crappy blog posts forever, and I've never been more relieved to be wrong. #
Crying my eyes out at the last episode of Waterloo Road. #
Loving Mr Kagin and his hairdryer http://bit.ly/9RlWM1 #atheism #debaptism #
Heart breaking a little for Angus Moat http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2010/jul/17/raoul-moat-brother-condemns-facebook-tributes #
Wonder what I did to upset @sernovitz & @problogger. Upsetting to comment & be stuck in mod. 4ever. U'd think clever marketers wd know that #
Need to go back to school. Something useful or something fun? Found an MA I want to do but don't have the right undergrad degree. Grr. #
RT @reelmolesworth: hist. of world in 100 WEEDS #11 ts ELIOT advanced forthrite signifficant peotry tho his name is an anag of TOILETS chiz #
I am in favour of abolishing the Lords til I read them in Hansard. Then I think they shd get a Saturday night TV show http://bit.ly/9FQ2fi #
I am in favour of abolishing the Lords til I read them in Hansard. Then I think they shd get a Saturday night TV show http://bit.ly/c6kZ0w #
Hoovering done, washing on. Good housewifey. #
Forget about Noah’s Ark; There Was No Worldwide Flood http://bit.ly/bzyOVZ #
@LushLtd Ooh, no, but they sound like exactly what I need. Will buy some and report back in reply to LushLtd #
Memo to self: switch off work email at weekends in future. *weeps* #
RT @tamebay 5 ways Twitter can boost your small business (without ever typing “buy my stuff!”) http://bit.ly/9RNQie #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-07-11

Jul 11

I would pay extra for tissues that didn't dissolve in the washing machine. #
Am I going to #WordCampUK I think prolly not… Last chance for an early-bird ticket if you are tho. #
Okay, that is it. I am quitting quitting smoking. Bring me 60 full-fat Camels, and a hubba bubba pipe. #
BBC6 saved. Excellent. http://bit.ly/bQlgow #
Would it be too much to ask of the BBC to have the iplayer tell me if it's a repeat or not? #
End execution by stoning in Iran | Amnesty International http://bit.ly/aiPb7d #
An end to dodgy "health" claims on food packaging. About time . http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/10240263.stm #
Self-harmers 'not receiving help needed', says report http://bit.ly/aE5WxH Ain't that the truth… #
People with mental illnesses to be shut out of benefits system? http://bit.ly/b6qoWC #
Twitter Psychological Profile of @blogmum: http://TweetPsych.com?q=blogmum from @danzarrella (sex and money… no shit, Sherlock…) #
RT @mashable YES! The Vuvuzela Will Blend [VIDEO] http://bit.ly/aPu1V8 #humor #pop-culture #viral video #
Wishing @tom4brighton and @bhlabour success today. #
Virgin Media's customer service sucks more than a really sucky thing. Appalled at their service today #
@virginmedia Engineer couldn't fit my broadband => took me an hour on hold to get install fee refunded. *you* should have been calling *me* in reply to virginmedia #
@stellacreasy yes, go for it in reply to stellacreasy #
RT @ICHCheezburger I have CDO – Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats – I Can Has Cheezburger? http://bit.ly/c4TyKT #
RT @somuchpun The Content Fill Is Quite Forceful – So Much Pun – Funny Jokes in Photos http://bit.ly/cm7Jzz #
Laughing like a drain at this http://xkcd.com/764/ #
Should do something. That probably means trousers. Might not bother then. #
Is jousting the next extreme sport? http://is.gd/dnEVX #
@RobinHoodDirect Where can I get the recipe? This sounds amazing! in reply to RobinHoodDirect #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-07-04

Jul 04

Too. Darn. Hot. #
Well, that's it. Matt Smith now officially coolest person to have ever lived. #
@theimp67 Oh, I'm not wishing it away. Just wishing for an oiled slave to fan me and peel grapes. in reply to theimp67 #
Stressed already. #
A random man on the street just asked me to go for a drink with him. Life is very weird. #
@PeteBlanchard I imagine you as less wide-boy looking than he was… in reply to PeteBlanchard #
Ban homeopathy on the NHS say doctors http://bit.ly/9T9X5L about effing time, say I. #
. @techchuff http://bit.ly/aRzyFz All the news you need… #
RT @spattzzz @blogmum http://bit.ly/b3UIuk. Orgasm on standby < not altogether convinced…. #
Ohhh raining…. lovely. #
So. Went to sleep at 8. Woke up at 1. Is it night or day now? #
No Doctor. My Saturday night is incorrect. #
5 things wanking taught me about social media http://is.gd/de7ro #
Dear @4od, you do realise I just look at another tab while your ads are on, don't you? #
This is London, it's not someone with cake, unless that cake is made of dog poo and knives. #itcrowd http://is.gd/dedMo #
6 more days til I have wifi, and no more overheated dongle to deal with, fnar fnar. #
Apparently there are penalties. The people of NW6 are loudly excited about the #worldcup #
.@Linda_Marric Ooh, are you only there? How about a North London Labour tweetup, at some point? #
Patron saint of hypocrites, self-deluders and atheists http://is.gd/defZG #
Hmm. Words that get you unfollowed: today's word, children, is "wanking". Bovvered. #
Looking at my mattress with loathing. Surely I can insist my horrid landlady takes my horrid mattress away…?? #
I've figured what my tattoo is going to be: a baroque frame around the scars on my wrist. Or is that too melodramatic? #
@robcmorgan You want this to be a competition? Just sayin, middle aged lady, newly single, scarily like 14 year old boy…. in reply to robcmorgan #
@robcmorgan Nope, like the word. And the thing. in reply to robcmorgan #

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-06-27

Jun 27

Hadn't realised #DoctorWho finale was a two-parter. Yay (kinda). #
Dan Savage sums up my alcohol problem in one excellent illustration http://strn.gr/4307031 #
Doctor Hoo http://bit.ly/awLPzg #
@laurakalbag Be strong in reply to laurakalbag #
Well, bend over Britain. It's going to be a fun day…! #
@eBayAnorak Sweet, thanks. in reply to eBayAnorak #
… and this will be my swearing about George Osborne channel #junebudget #
Bend over, Britain – brace yourself… #junebudget #
Oh stop showboating and get on with it. #junebudget #
I have tonic water with lime. It is delicious. If I only had gin too, I would be content. #
Writing notes for my Budget blog posts. Wrote "Chancellor G. O." – shoulda missed the dots out… #
@wilsondan So unpatriotic in reply to wilsondan #
@wilsondan You say that. Fabio was looking for you when Rooney came off. in reply to wilsondan #
Oh my darling Stella, I am going to do unspeakable things to you. #
@wilsondan He just doesn't *get* Twitter. I mean, what's the point…. in reply to wilsondan #
Oooh @vzaar, look at your great big ad in Marketing Week! #
@sevitz Looking good in reply to sevitz #
@bswain Get me the same! in reply to bswain #
Hmm. Have energy but nothing to do with it. Anyone need a fight? #
@robcmorgan LOL, yes. Bit late to start organising demo tonight tho. in reply to robcmorgan #
@wilsondan Open rates double on Tuesdays and Thursdays here… dunno why. Mornings better than later in day. in reply to wilsondan #
@bswain Mwa! Thank you in reply to bswain #
The only thing in my fridge is a bottle of fizz. Prolly should go to Sainsburys. #
Home broadband recommendations, please? #
@EdtheMcfan omgthatisgonnabesofuckingcoolicanhardlywaitilovejasonisaacmorethanicantellyou in reply to EdtheMcfan #
Boss told me today I've changed. He doesn't even know I'm toying with Apprentice application (for lolz not job, obv. Love job I have) #
@EdtheMcfan Say it loudly enough, we'll make it so anyway. Would be perrrrrrfect. in reply to EdtheMcfan #
So, on the home broadband question – seems BT is Marmite – love it or hate it…. #
Work is the most effective anaesthetic. #
There is a byelaw in London that every big-old-house-split-into-flats has a guy called Matt who has a beard. I just met ours. #londonfacts #
Oh Microsoft Word, you disappoint me… http://twitpic.com/206jj3 #
wouldn't mind dating a Nestene duplicate. #
is yelling the answer at Pond. Come on, luv, he told you himself… #doctorwho #tryingtoavoidspoilers #
Jeez. Matt Smith dressed as Bertie Wooster = hottest thing in the universe. #
Ah. #beingsingle Duvet cover wrangling by myself. #
RT @Queen_UK: Right, boys. One is expecting great things this afternoon. Queen & country. One doesn't want Merkel on the phone gloating #eng #
LOLing (though not praying). http://bit.ly/as2w8J #eng #
Nonsensical and factually incorrect anti-porn rant (xxx = www?!); CiF turns into Mail. http://is.gd/d6iJj #
This, on other hand, wonderful: http://is.gd/d6iRz and worth the long read #larkin25 #

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